Easter Bunny Detained For Suspicious Grass In Basket

7 Mar
Green eggs and hemp?

Green eggs and hemp?

CHICAGO, IL–The Easter Bunny was held by U.S. Custom officials after it was discovered that the eggs in his carry-on basket were cushioned by over a pound of marijuana. The candy mogul recently arrived at O’Hare Airport on a flight from Jamaica. He was seen wearing a thick-woven oversize cap, sunglasses, flip flops, and a Bob Marley printed tee shirt. His ears were styled in what he described as, “Dread-flops.” Mr. Bunny repeatedly requested that passengers and flight attendants refer to him as, “The Easta-farian,” though no one obliged.

“It ain’t for smoking. I swear, mon,” said Mr. Bunny to officials. “It’s a new hemp-based, earth-friendly product I’ve developed.”

As official ambassador of a widely-celebrated religious holiday, The Easter Bunny holds diplomatic immunity. One call from the Vatican had him released. He cannot be charged with possession.

This is the second time The Easter Bunny has found himself in the news in recent months. Mr. Bunny garnered great attention when he gave details on the business relationship he had with the late Humpty Dumpty.

In two weeks The Easter Bunny will have his hands full, paying a visit to all well behaved children worldwide. Mr. Bunny routinely vacations before Easter Sunday stating, “Candy distribution, and egg redistribution, take a lot of energy. I have to charge up my batteries to keep going, and going.”  20130102-072112.jpg

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8 Responses to “Easter Bunny Detained For Suspicious Grass In Basket”

  1. Ned's Blog 03/07/2013 at 6:29 pm #

    “Dread Flops” LOL! Great piece, and I’m sorry: At least this basket grass was biodegradable.

  2. beingserbian 03/08/2013 at 4:10 am #

    Thanks for stopping by my blog 🙂

  3. Midnight Pizza Productions 03/09/2013 at 3:13 am #

    Funny, I now have a sudden craving for POT pie.

  4. Josh Flaum 03/14/2013 at 12:38 pm #

    Question: Which Pope was it, exactly, that pulled the Easter Bunny’s feet from the fire? Things have been a little loosey-goosey over there lately.

  5. Leslie Jo 04/04/2013 at 9:51 pm #

    OMG! I lol-ed so loudly I had to read this to my family to explain my sudden bursts of hysterics. Thanks for a great post!

  6. Leslie Jo 04/04/2013 at 9:51 pm #

    Thanks for liking my latest post!

    • grimmreport 04/04/2013 at 9:57 pm #

      Your hair looks nice. Cheers!

      • Leslie Jo 04/05/2013 at 10:23 am #

        Gee, thanks! That’s so sweet. I’m kind of digging it.

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