Puss Grooming For Spring Break

27 Mar

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FORT LAUDERDALE, FL–Puss In Boots is getting a little trim, just in time for Spring Break. “Puss will be on the prowl next week, and will need to be irresistible,” said Mr. In Boots’s stylist, the free-spirited bohemian fowl, Cock In Thongs. “The ladies prefer a well manicured Puss, as do I.”

“Good hygiene is always important. That is why you’ll usually find Puss at the spa every third Tuesday of the month,” said Mr. In Thongs. “Let’s face it, he can lick himself until he’s blue in the face, but at some point Puss needs a good trimming. Not necessarily a wax job or shave, but enough to get out any scraggles or unsightly clumps.”

Puss In Boots will also make a trip to his dental hygienist before hitting the beaches next week. “Puss has a small problem with bad breath. He won’t lay off the cans of StarKist,” said Mr. In Thongs. “I urged him to set up the appointment. Halitosis is a non-starter. Nobody wants to kiss a Puss that wreaks of tuna.” SignOff

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12 Responses to “Puss Grooming For Spring Break”

  1. Ned's Blog 03/27/2013 at 5:11 pm #

    That goes without saying; but I applaud you for doing so anyway 🙂

  2. dental eggs 03/27/2013 at 7:54 pm #

    Mr. In Thongs? Oh, gods. So awesome. I love your pieces.

    • grimmreport 03/28/2013 at 3:03 pm #

      We spoke with Mr. Cock In Thongs. He recommends that for Rooster with large feet, such as himself, Reef Flip-Flops are the way to go.

      • dental eggs 03/28/2013 at 4:08 pm #

        I thought so.

  3. Del Boy 03/28/2013 at 10:30 am #

    I have enjoyed following your blog! I have nominated you for the Liebster Award. Visit my blog for the details. ~Del Boy

  4. belasbrightideas 03/28/2013 at 1:14 pm #

    You are too funny.

    • grimmreport 03/28/2013 at 3:11 pm #

      Good hygiene is no laughing matter! Bad hygiene however…

      • belasbrightideas 03/28/2013 at 9:51 pm #

        Seriously! And that cuts both ways, by the bye 😉

  5. honeydidyouseethat? 04/08/2013 at 11:27 pm #

    You guys are terrible! 🙂

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