Sugar Plum Fairy Prunes Hedges and Leaves

17 Jun
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Great Garden Gumdrops!

LAND OF THE SWEETS–The Sugar Plum Fairy withered in warm weather while trimming topiaries too tall to tolerate. Whether weather is warm, windy, or wet while weeks wear on, she swears shearing shrubs in Sunday’s sunshine should shave seconds, sorry, hours of overtime ousting overgrowth over time.

After arranging arborvitae all afternoon, the Sugar Plum Fairy had become very wary of how weary she was. That was when the withered fairy withdrew, wresting a moment for herself to ruminate on resting in her room for the rest of the afternoon.
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4 Responses to “Sugar Plum Fairy Prunes Hedges and Leaves”

  1. herdthinner 06/17/2013 at 10:45 pm #

    Is the title meant to evoke the “Panda Eats Shoots and Leaves” grammatical joke?

    • grimmreport 06/18/2013 at 7:00 am #

      Yes? Yes. Well… that, and a parody book entitled Eats, Shites & Leaves. That book’s hilarious.

  2. honeydidyouseethat? 06/17/2013 at 10:49 pm #

    Simple stunning short style of wicked writing!

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