Father Time Upgrades To 4G For Faster Downloads

21 Jun
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PALO ALTO, CA–Father Time has traded in his once coveted iPhone 3G for a thinner, faster iPhone 5. He hopes to increase his productivity using the quick download rate of the phone’s LTE reception. “I need to keep up with technology,” said the great-bearded one. “I have an ever expanding schedule, and I’m not getting any younger.”
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4 Responses to “Father Time Upgrades To 4G For Faster Downloads”

  1. bdh63 06/21/2013 at 10:45 pm #

    Let’s hope the upgrade doesn’t wipe his calendar entries… 🙂

    • grimmreport 06/22/2013 at 1:37 pm #

      Indeed. Father Time has a lot of appointments to keep track of.

  2. herdthinner 06/22/2013 at 1:39 am #

    The title alone gave me quite a laugh

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