Little Bunny Foo Foo Assigned Anger Management

26 Jun
Foo Foo made a boo boo.

Foo Foo made a boo boo.

HOLLYWOOD, CA–Little Bunny Foo Foo is undergoing anger management therapy through an employee assistance program. He has been accused of harassing several employees of Blue Fairy’s Magical Shared Services, after what reportedly started out as a prank quickly got out of hand. In an effort to break the monotony of the workplace one afternoon, Mr. Foo Foo started hopping past cubicles and surprising unsuspecting coworkers. When several of them complained, Mr. Foo Foo bopped them on the head.

Mr. Foo Foo’s employer, founder of Blue Fairy Magical Shared Services, The Blue Fairy, has said that she has little tolerance for shenanigans in her company. “I’ve heard complaints twice before with Little Bunny Foo Foo. I’m willing to give him one more chance. If he can’t behave himself, he’ll have to find a job as someone else’s goon.”

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15 Responses to “Little Bunny Foo Foo Assigned Anger Management”

  1. gypsymamakas 06/26/2013 at 12:33 am #

    Reblogged this on The Oracle of Grooviness and commented:
    Ok, This is just groovy.

  2. gypsymamakas 06/26/2013 at 12:35 am #

    I just totally fell in love with your blog. Incredibly clever, and I wish I’d have thought of it! Whoop whoop

    • grimmreport 06/26/2013 at 8:51 pm #

      We’re glad you enjoyed our groovy blog. Peace.

  3. rgdole 06/26/2013 at 12:40 am #

    ahhh… flashbacks to my childhood… silly bunny foo foo…

  4. Carrie Simpson Hughes 06/26/2013 at 7:38 am #

    I looooove this one!!!!

    Sent from my iPhone. Please excuse any errors in spelling, grammar or logic.

    • grimmreport 06/26/2013 at 8:48 pm #

      The staff of the Grimm Report absolutely adores you! Our Junior Editor, R. Percival, gives his regards.

  5. tkayw 07/24/2013 at 12:02 pm #

    Personally, I think those stupid mice had it coming. The Wood Fairy was an accomplice and should have been made to go with Foo Foo to anger management.

  6. monica923 07/24/2013 at 1:09 pm #

    I love this!!!! I remember singing the little bunny foo foo song when I was a child!!! Thanks for the memories! And now everything is clear to me. He had anger issues all along. And this may explain why he needed to move on to field mice in order to vent his anger. He may need an intervention.

  7. reocochran 09/07/2013 at 4:44 pm #

    definitely always wondered about teachers singing this song to our kids! thumping them over the heads! great take on this, needing anger management and also, getting those teachers some better song lists!

  8. michellejoycebond 10/28/2013 at 11:31 pm #

    I can’t help but love all things rabbit–even angry, abusive rabbits. They are, somehow, especially adorable!

    • grimmreport 10/30/2013 at 5:08 pm #

      Mr. Foo Foo is doing his best to keep his emotions in check. 😉

  9. Erika Beebe 11/19/2013 at 10:41 pm #

    Incredibly clever. I can’t stop grinning and that darn song keeps skipping through my mind. 🙂

  10. AK 12/27/2013 at 3:28 pm #

    Reblogged this on . A.K. Anderson.

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