Bunny Foo Foo Lands Gig As Bouncer

1 Jul
Foo Foo wants to have a word with you.

Foo Foo wants to have a word with you.

HOLLYWOOD, CA–Little Bunny Foo Foo started a new job this past weekend as a bouncer at the recently opened Hickory Dickory Dock Club in Westwood. The change comes after Mr. Foo Foo was required to take anger management therapy as a condition of continued employment with Blue Fairy Magical Shared Services. Mr. Foo Foo refused the therapy, stating that, “They’re the ones with the problem!” The bunny found the listing for bouncer in the want ads while eating breakfast at his favorite restaurant, IHOP.

It appears that Little Bunny Foo Foo has finally found a job to match his particular skill set. “We had a couple of field mice who thought they were big shots because they drove Cinderella’s carriage or something. Foo Foo knocked some sense into ’em when they got outta line. He scooped ’em right up, and bopped ’em on the head,” said the manager of the Hickory Dickory Dock Club, Randy Fox. “We also had another mouse trying to climb on top of things, specifically the clock behind the bar. I can remember because it had just struck one. Foo Foo made him run.”

When asked if Little Bunny Foo Foo has been able to carry out his responsibilities with restraint, Mr. Fox commented that, “Foo Foo’s been able to keep himself in check. He handled himself real well when he had to escort three blind mice who just happened to walk in by accident.”

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11 Responses to “Bunny Foo Foo Lands Gig As Bouncer”

  1. jennpower 07/01/2013 at 11:12 am #

    Haha, love the quote. 😀

  2. rockettattoo 07/01/2013 at 12:56 pm #

    I’m with Foo: they are the ones with the problem. Besides going to anger management might lead to being seen by Charlie Sheen who has no business “helping” anyone else. Has foo considered becoming a hip-hop artist? Now there is a business where venting your anger is encouraged.

  3. peacelovegreatcountrymusic 07/01/2013 at 1:52 pm #

    I heard a rumor from a jilted lover that Foo Foo was being considered the new bodyguard for North West….

    • grimmreport 07/03/2013 at 11:20 am #

      That might be asking a lot for Foo Foo not to turn on his employers

  4. herdthinner 07/01/2013 at 11:12 pm #

    I admit that I was unfamiliar with Bunny Foo Foo. But after intense research of several minutes, I can say… Well played. Stupid, big shot mice.

    • grimmreport 07/03/2013 at 11:17 am #

      We pride ourselves on keeping the public well informed.

  5. honeydidyouseethat? 07/02/2013 at 1:12 am #

    Brilliant!

  6. Leslie Jo 07/19/2013 at 8:13 pm #

    Another great post! Your creativity is magical.

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