Little Mermaid Caught In Fishnets

8 Jul
Get your claw outta the way, ya crab!

Get your claw outta the way, ya crab!

An image of what appears to be the Little Mermaid wearing fishnet stockings has recently surfaced. The identity of the person in the photo is not entirely clear, as it is partially obscured by the claw of the crab who took the image. The rebellious teenager has already caused quite a stir by dating a young man that her father does not approve of. Although the identity of the person in the image is unconfirmed, it looks as though the incident may land the Little Mermaid in some pretty hot water.

“If you ask me this whole situation smells fishy,” commented the Little Mermaid’s father, King Triton. “She snuck off to be with that mouth breather! How can I not believe that’s her? Was this taken on a school day? She was supposed to be swimming with the rest of the school, not heading to the surface… Oh, how could she do this to me? Going out dressed up like this. Can a mermaid sink any lower?”

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7 Responses to “Little Mermaid Caught In Fishnets”

  1. rgdole 07/08/2013 at 1:55 pm #

    Maybe she’s trying to break free from the Disney image… just like Miley Cyrus… lol

  2. PhonyonStaff 07/08/2013 at 7:58 pm #

    Nice gills.

  3. deshipley 07/08/2013 at 7:59 pm #

    “Teenagers. You give them an inch, they’ll swim all over you.”
    Out of the mouths of Jamaican crustaceans…

  4. honeydidyouseethat? 07/08/2013 at 9:06 pm #

    Yes! Yes indeed. 🙂

  5. belasbrightideas 07/09/2013 at 9:28 pm #

    I maintain, you are a brilliant observer of the magic embedded in the mundane 😉

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