Achilles Has A Weakness… For Chocolate!

11 Jul
His Achilles Heel

His Achilles Heel

ATHENS, GA–Achilles, a warrior who prides himself as a superb physical specimen, met his downfall today at a local area Melting Pot. The fondue restaurant came highly recommended by the god, Apollo, who gave Achilles directions to the location. Achilles triumphed over the main course, eating mainly vegetables and proteins. Dipping them in broth, avoiding the cheeses altogether. He ate very little bread, stabbing only a few small heels with his fork.

It was when desert was served that the mighty Achilles fell vulnerable to the seductive power of chocolate. “You come in here an they serve you carrots and broccoli, get you feeling all healthy,” said Achilles. “Then BOOM! Out comes the chocolate and marshmallows. It’s a total Trojan Horse.”

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8 Responses to “Achilles Has A Weakness… For Chocolate!”

  1. rgdole 07/11/2013 at 6:43 pm #

    hats off to the Georgia reference there… but how does Apollo figure in? Though Apollo and Achilles were both a part of the Trojan War… but I just don’t know man… I just don’t know…

    • grimmreport 07/11/2013 at 6:47 pm #

      Apollo guided Paris’s arrow into Achilles’ heel. Thus he gave directions.

      • rgdole 07/11/2013 at 7:26 pm #

        that would probably imply that he wouldn’t help Achilles’ find a tasty treat… just saying… 😉

      • grimmreport 07/11/2013 at 8:21 pm #

        Hmmm… We like you! You challenge us. It’s obvious that you’ve come to expect the very best from us, and in this instance, we of The Grimm Report have let you down.

        Very well. We’ll dazzle you with our next article. Until we meet again.

      • rgdole 07/11/2013 at 9:20 pm #

        lol… yall are awesome… and I always look forward to your articles… 😀

  2. rockettattoo 07/11/2013 at 11:04 pm #

    ahhhhh *rubbing belly* The local melting pot. When The old Lady and I used to take time away from “The Old Lady and the shoe” shoe store we would spend hours there. They really stop the world and melt for you there.

  3. herdthinner 07/12/2013 at 1:12 am #

    We’ll always have Paris.

  4. honeydidyouseethat? 07/13/2013 at 6:05 pm #

    Chocolate is part of the healthy food triangle. It just has to be!

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