King Midas Enjoys Golden Shower

16 Jul
The 24K Cleanser

The 24K Cleanser

LAS VEGAS, NV–King Midas has just added a few personal touches to the en suite of his master bedroom. The most remarkable inclusion, a golden shower for which the King himself admits to having a new found fetish. “I simply must start every day now with a blast of the golden shower,” said King Midas “When that hot flow hits you in the face and runs down your body, it’s so invigorating!”

The Queen is still of reserved judgment on the use of the golden shower. Indeed, the golden shower has not yet splashed Her Royal Highness, regardless of how much the King insists. “I don’t know why she so hesitant to try it. New things can be so awkward, I do suppose,” said King Midas. “I’m sure it won’t be long before you’ll see golden showers spraying in advertisements and do-it-yourself shows on the television. The next thing you know, the neighbors will be hiring a contractor to give them a golden shower too.”

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16 Responses to “King Midas Enjoys Golden Shower”

  1. Ned's Blog 07/16/2013 at 10:38 am #

    Now I know wht NOT to look for at Home Depot.

    • grimmreport 07/16/2013 at 10:53 am #

      We find their products are of piss-poor quality.

      • Ned's Blog 07/16/2013 at 11:13 am #

        It sounds like urine the know. Thanks for the tip.

      • grimmreport 07/16/2013 at 11:23 am #

        Touché

  2. PhonyonStaff 07/16/2013 at 1:19 pm #

    That’s some 24-Karat reporting

    • grimmreport 07/16/2013 at 1:28 pm #

      Why, thank you!

      • PhonyonStaff 07/16/2013 at 7:57 pm #

        We believe in showering our deserving colleagues with praise.

      • grimmreport 07/16/2013 at 8:03 pm #

        Our cup runneth over.

  3. herdthinner 07/16/2013 at 2:34 pm #

    I feel a George Takei channeling coming on:

    Ohhhh, Myyyyyyyy!

  4. belasbrightideas 07/16/2013 at 5:47 pm #

    OH. MY. GOD!! Where do you come up with this stuff!? Too funny!!

    • grimmreport 07/16/2013 at 8:01 pm #

      Something usually pans out for us. You just have to remember, all that glitters is not gold.

  5. rgdole 07/19/2013 at 12:27 pm #

    straight up dying laughing over here… so wrong on so many levels 😀

    • grimmreport 07/19/2013 at 12:39 pm #

      We have to admit. We’ve been waiting for your response since posting.

      • rgdole 07/19/2013 at 1:02 pm #

        well you made my day… and I actually shared this on facebook… it was that good…

  6. donhoannguyen 07/22/2013 at 5:54 pm #

    I’m glad this is in my regular stream of reads 🙂

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