Emperor Accused of Sexual Harassment

27 Aug
His Highness out for a stroll

His Highness out for a stroll

A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Political Scandal Correspondent, Amy Good
www.amicgood.com | @amicgood

Following the Filner and Wiener political scandals, The Emperor has now been accused by former aides of sexual harassment. In over two hundred pages of court documents, The Emperor is charged with creating a hostile workplace. A principal claim centers on The Emperor’s persistent habit of appearing in the nude. This is the second time The Emperor has been the subject of outrage for such activity . He has issued a public apology, and is taking a two-week intensive behavior therapy course entitled, “How to be a politician with your clothes on.”

This comes as a surprise to many loyal subjects who applaud The Emperor for his efforts in stabilizing the economy and his support of workers’ rights. Over the years, the Emperor has implemented numerous policies to ensure consumer safety and satisfaction. The Emperor has also enforced hygiene laws for bakers, anti-cruelty regulations for butchers, and mandatory beeswax requirements for candlestick makers.

When asked for comment, The Emperor said, “What, you mean I’m naked?! Oh (Expletive deleted), not again.” Some critics are calling for his resignation, but The Emperor has vowed to stay in office throughout the legal proceedings, which are expected to commence tomorrow.

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2 Responses to “Emperor Accused of Sexual Harassment”

  1. honeydidyouseethat? 08/27/2013 at 11:59 am #

    Bet he’ll stay until most of the tax payers money is used up… 🙂

    • grimmreport 08/27/2013 at 4:31 pm #

      We’d suspect him of lining his own pockets, if he had any.

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