Are You An UNAWARE-Wolf?

31 Oct
Does this image make you want to howl?

Does this image make you want to howl?

As society becomes more accepting of people’s differences, there has never been a better time for you to let your hair down and howl at the moon with pride. Here are five easy questions that can help you determine if you may be a werewolf in denial.

1. Causes the greatest mood swings:
a) Your Monthly Cycle
b) MSNBC’s ‘The Cycle’
c) The Lunar Cycle

2. A bucket of chicken:
a) Original Recipe
b) Extra Crispy
c) Blood Rare
d) Whatever, so long as it comes with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy.

3. Drool occurring during airings of Animal Planet’s, ‘Too Cute’ is due to:
a) The Show’s Mind Numbing Premise
b) “I’m sorry I must have dozed off for a minute.”
c) Mittens The Kitten Looks So Tasty
d) Both A & C. Thus begins the zombie apocalypse.

4. ________ Kong:
a) Donkey
b) King
c) Peanut Butter Filled

5. The phrase, ‘Teen Wolf’:
a) Congers up images of Michael J. Fox performing backflips on a moving van.
b) Had its legacy continue with Jason Bateman staring in the title role.
c) Much like the afore mentioned actors, it reminds you of a period of your adolescence that you would rather not discuss in public.

If you have answered C to any of these questions, you may be a closeted werewolf. We hope you embrace your inner desires this evening. Just try not to eat anyone. Happy Halloween from your friends at The Grimm Report!



7 Responses to “Are You An UNAWARE-Wolf?”

  1. Ned's Blog 10/31/2013 at 12:01 pm #

    Peanut butter filled Kongs are irresistible for me. Especially while watching Animal Planet. Now I know why.

  2. Le Clown 10/31/2013 at 2:10 pm #

    When I see Kong, I read Khan. It’s like that.
    Le Clown

    • grimmreport 10/31/2013 at 2:14 pm #

      That’s fine, so as you didn’t then choose c) Peanut Butter Filled.

      • Le Clown 10/31/2013 at 2:18 pm #

        Le Clown

  3. rgdole 10/31/2013 at 7:08 pm #

    what if you answered A to all of them? What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!!

    • grimmreport 10/31/2013 at 7:14 pm #

      It means that you are a woman who enjoys the classics.

      • rgdole 10/31/2013 at 9:27 pm #

        awww thanks 😀

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