Snugglepot And Cuddlepie On The Run

1 Nov
Kookaburra of interest.

Kookaburra of interest.

Our First Report By Grimm Report Chief Australian Correspondent, Carrie Wilson
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Snugglepot and Cuddlepie are on the run after a brazen attack on the notorious Banksia Men overnight. Authorities allege the pair armed themselves with sharpened gumnuts before storming the Banksia Men headquarters on Callistimon Avenue just after midnight. They attacked several Banksia men gang members before fleeing with a sum of cash. A witness also saw Mr. Kookaburra in the vicinity who is also wanted by police for questioning, as they believe he assisted Snugglepot and Cuddlepie in their escape.

Gumnut Police spokesperson said Snugglepot and Cuddlepie are considered armed and dangerous and should not be approached.

“We are doing our best to locate the pair as quickly as possible.”

They are described as short in stature, with gumnut hats, bright eyes and sweet smiles.

This incident follows a long running feud between the two rivals, which escalated in recent days after the Banksia Men allegedly set fire to Snugglepot and Cuddlepie’s yacht on the Gumnut River.

Neighbour Blinky Bill, who has lived next door to Snugglepot and Cuddlepie for the past three years, is surprised with the latest developments.

“I’m in shock. They were always such sweet kids,” Mr. Bill said.

The pair was last seen with Mr. Kookaburra flying west towards Wattle Mountain. Anyone with any information is urged to call Gumnut Town Police.

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2 Responses to “Snugglepot And Cuddlepie On The Run”

  1. honeydidyouseethat? 11/01/2013 at 10:52 am #

    Love the interview. Always the next door neighbours are the last to know. 🙂

  2. cat9984 11/01/2013 at 8:29 pm #

    Finally! Confirmation for my belief that birds are evil.

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