The Nutcracker Has Oral Fix

3 Dec

The Nutcracker underwent treatment for an abscessed tooth, and is reported to be feeling better. Unable to speak, The Nutcracker posted this tweet to his twitter feed:

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The Nutcracker had the procedure at the urging of girlfriend, Clara. “Yeah, it had gotten to the point where the pain in his tooth had become a pain in my ass,” said Clara. “The big baby kept flapping his jaw about how much he hurt for weeks.”

It remains unclear as to how The Nutcracker initially damaged his tooth leading to the infection. It is rumored that the tooth may have chipped on a Brazil nut, but Clara remains skeptical.

“I’m sure he did something stupid and is too embarrassed to admit it. ‘Let’s see what I can shove in my mouth this time!’ Or, ‘My mouth grips like a pair of pliers,’” said Clara. She claimed she had previously caught The Nutcracker engaging in acts of mischief, but refused to give any specifics fearing his humiliation.



8 Responses to “The Nutcracker Has Oral Fix”

  1. Erika Beebe 12/03/2013 at 7:22 am #

    Love the tweet. :0)

    • grimmreport 12/04/2013 at 10:49 am #

      The Nutcracker is quite tech savvy. Cheers.

  2. rgdole 12/03/2013 at 12:23 pm #

    ha! makes me think of that peanut commercial where all the nuts were throwing a party and suddenly a nutcracker shows up… awkward… 😀

  3. donhoannguyen 12/03/2013 at 1:58 pm #

    Keep on crackin’

    • grimmreport 12/04/2013 at 10:46 am #

      Just as soon as his mouth feels better. Cheers.

  4. honeydidyouseethat? 12/03/2013 at 7:26 pm #

    Naughty cracker!

    • grimmreport 12/04/2013 at 10:48 am #

      Yup. Paying a price for his misbehavior.

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