NJ Governor Denounces Bridge Troll For Lane Closures

9 Jan

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TRENTON, NJ–Governor Chris Christie held a press conference today to denounce the actions of a bridge troll formally employed by his administration. This follows the release of emails and text messages implicating his administration in what may be an act of political retribution. In a statement issued Wednesday, Governor Cristie expressed he was “outraged and deeply saddened” by the revelations. “I should have known that troll would have acted so poorly, especially after the way he tried to shake down those billy goats.”

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4 Responses to “NJ Governor Denounces Bridge Troll For Lane Closures”

  1. belasbrightideas 01/10/2014 at 12:30 am #

    Heh-heh.

  2. cat9984 01/11/2014 at 12:26 pm #

    Didn’t his mother tell him that you’re known by the people you associate with?

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