Temperatures & Snow Queen Recover From Post Holiday Lows

10 Jan

Satellite image of the severe winter weather on 1/2/2014

Average temperatures are returning to many areas as the polar vortex continues its retreat northward. The arrival of the arctic blast was onset following a holiday-long clash between the Snow Queen and her family. The matter of dispute was the Queen’s sub-zero lifestyle, of which her parents have long disapproved, and have gone to tremendous lengths to discourage.

“They think I chose to be who I am,” said the Snow Queen. “I was made this way.” For over a week-long visit to her parents, the Snow Queen continued to endure a series of hurtful remarks by family members who believed themselves to be well intentioned. The final straw came New Year’s Day when the Snow Queen’s mother commented that Cousin Summer was dating, “A real hottie.” With that came the resulting cold shoulder, and wind chill factor greater than -30˚ in some locations.

The Snow Queen has since moved on. She is hopeful that her family will come to accept her in time. For now, cooler heads will prevail.



9 Responses to “Temperatures & Snow Queen Recover From Post Holiday Lows”

  1. Erika Beebe 01/10/2014 at 12:43 pm #

    Just goes to show every family has it’s moments. Loved this. Thank you and I plan to share it on my facebook page later. 🙂

  2. deshipley 01/10/2014 at 12:49 pm #

    That pointed remark about Cousin Summer was actually pretty cold. Maybe the apple doesn’t freeze far from the tree?

  3. rgdole 01/10/2014 at 1:39 pm #

    that’s a fairy tale I haven’t read before… will have to start reading some more books before yall get too far out of my league…

    • grimmreport 01/11/2014 at 3:38 pm #

      Oh, we’ll never be out of your league. Cheers.

  4. Ned's Blog 01/11/2014 at 12:56 am #

    I have a bad feeling Cousin Summer’s romance is headed for a fall…

    • grimmreport 01/11/2014 at 3:37 pm #

      We’ll see if they make it through the winter.

  5. herdthinner 01/13/2014 at 10:50 pm #

    Have I got a guy for her. He’s called Victor and is still grieving a bit about his late wife, but Queen’s just the woman he needs to cool his heart and help him move on.

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