Caught Urinating In The Fountain Of Youth

17 Jan

Leon Ponce, age 52, of Union Park, Florida was arrested for public urination and disorderly conduct. The heavily intoxicated Mr. Ponce was found relieving himself in the Fountain of Youth at approximately 2:42 a.m. One eyewitness reported that Mr. Ponce claimed urinating in the fountain magically reverted his urine back to whiskey. Mr. Ponce then dove headlong into the fountain in an effort to consume the contaminated water.

Fearing a rash of copycat incidents, City Water Authority Officials strongly refute Mr. Ponce’s claims. The 52-year-old Mr. Ponce will be charged as a minor after ingesting approximately 3 quarts of the contaminated water.


Note: This story originally ran under the headline, ‘Fountain Of Hooch.’


8 Responses to “Caught Urinating In The Fountain Of Youth”

  1. Dugutigui 01/17/2014 at 6:35 am #

    “I’m done peeing now.”
    “Thank you for letting us know.” 🙂 🙂

  2. Deuscain 01/17/2014 at 10:04 am #

    Charged as a minor, AHAHAHA! I love it!

  3. Sunrie 01/17/2014 at 12:28 pm #

    I’m sure at that point his urine IS pure whiskey anyway

  4. Erika Beebe 01/17/2014 at 2:42 pm #

    Thanks for the laugh. Brilliant post.

  5. insanitybytes22 01/17/2014 at 8:50 pm #

    Thanks for the laugh. That was delightful.

  6. belasbrightideas 01/21/2014 at 11:37 pm #

    Oh, deeeearrrr … 😉

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