Swan Fake: Siegfried Accuses Von Rothbart Of, “Putin’ One Over On Him”

3 Mar
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KIEV, UKRAINE—Prince Siegfried has charged Sorcerer Von Rothbart with allegations of fraud over the engagement of the prince’s would-be bride. Siegfried spent an entire evening courting what he perceived to be the adorably-conflicted Swan Queen, Oddet. Von Rothbart is alleged to have worked behind the scenes to perform a nefarious ‘Folger’s Switch,’ replacing Oddet with a generic substitute of his own making named, Odile. “I can’t believe I’ve allowed myself to be tricked by that horrible man,” said Siegfried. “This is a complete invasion.”

Sorcerer Von Rothbart has neither confirmed nor denied having a hand in the incident. Still, he’s fully intent on holding Prince Siegfried to his contractual obligation with Odile, even if he has to drive a tank through the kingdom to do so.



6 Responses to “Swan Fake: Siegfried Accuses Von Rothbart Of, “Putin’ One Over On Him””

  1. idiotprufs 03/03/2014 at 9:39 am #

    They can’t catch a break in the Ukraine.

    • grimmreport 03/03/2014 at 10:47 am #

      Von Rothbart has been putin’ everyone out this days. It has many seeing red.

  2. insanitybytes22 03/03/2014 at 10:01 am #

    LOL! That Folger’s switch thing is just cruel. Seriously, there ought to be a law…

    • grimmreport 03/03/2014 at 10:44 am #

      Yes. Unfortunately it may result in a Walmart style Steakover.

  3. Sammy D. 03/03/2014 at 10:19 am #

    How very Odious of that nefarious Von Rothbart.

    • grimmreport 03/03/2014 at 10:52 am #

      Indeed, Siegfried’s countrymen find it downright revolting.

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