Emperor To Daughter: You’re Not Going Out Dressed Like That!

6 Mar
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NEW YORK CITY–The Emperor has scolded his seventeen-year-old daughter, Princess Monica, for dressing in an outfit the he felt was far too revealing. At approximately 5:10 p.m. EST, the Emperor confronted the Princess as she was on her way out to visit boyfriend, Chad. He has a band.

Members of the palace staff overheard what was said during a heated argument between the two. “Have you seen yourself in the mirror? Your underpants are showing. Who taught you how to dress like that?” the Emperor reportedly asked.

Princess Monica responded, “You alright, I learned it by watching you.”

The Emperor is denying having any influence over Princess Monica’s clothing choices. He has grounded her for insubordination, and is considering a replacement for the Royal tailor.



12 Responses to “Emperor To Daughter: You’re Not Going Out Dressed Like That!”

  1. deshipley 03/06/2014 at 11:51 am #

    Tough truth, Emperor: Our children are watching.

    • grimmreport 03/06/2014 at 8:51 pm #

      Then the Emperor should get an MA rating.

  2. idiotprufs 03/06/2014 at 12:15 pm #

    Why is it okay for the Emperor to be nude, but when I go out in public that way, the police throw a hissy-fit.

  3. Ned's Blog 03/06/2014 at 12:54 pm #

    Poor Emperor Cyrus…

  4. Sheryl 03/06/2014 at 1:22 pm #

    Ha ha ha! This is terrific.

  5. rgdole 03/06/2014 at 3:02 pm #

    lol… this one took me a second… but I’m pickin up what you’re puttin down… sadly that’s all the comment I have… 😀

    • grimmreport 03/06/2014 at 8:48 pm #

      We don’t “Put down” our news. We drop it like it’s hot.

  6. Elaine 03/07/2014 at 8:14 pm #


  7. anieksteph 04/02/2014 at 6:27 pm #

    Haha good one!

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