Baby Found In Treetop

18 Mar
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CARY, NC–Social Services took custody of an infant after neighbors found her sleeping in a treetop. The child, whom authorities have only identified as Emma, was discovered by Darren and Tracey Holdt as the newlyweds went for a morning jog around their subdivision. The Holdts, themselves a childless couple, have the time and energy for that sort of thing.

Allegedly, little Emma had been left in the tree to rock in a wind-blown cradle, perched atop the bough by her woefully inept parents. Police say the parents were motivated by baby Emma’s need to, for the love of all things Holy, go to sleep. They are being charged with reckless endangerment.

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7 Responses to “Baby Found In Treetop”

  1. deshipley 03/18/2014 at 12:08 pm #

    Social services? *narrows eyes* Or Rumplestiltskin? Wouldn’t be the first baby he got his hands on in questionable circumstances.

  2. idiotprufs 03/18/2014 at 12:55 pm #

    I think we all saw this coming.

  3. lisajohnsonsawyer 03/18/2014 at 6:15 pm #

    This is pitiful.
    True story today. Anything happens here in NC. Smh

  4. rgdole 03/18/2014 at 7:26 pm #

    or maybe her parents got tired of spending so much money on her… so sad…

  5. Erika Beebe 03/19/2014 at 8:38 pm #

    Thanks for the laugh today. 🙂

  6. Outlier Babe 03/20/2014 at 3:50 am #

    More than likely, baby was perched in the highest treetop due to her PARENTS’ need to sleep.

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