Sleeping Beauty Plans To Get Up, Do Stuff

20 Mar

HOBOKEN, NJ–After years of inactivity, Sleeping Beauty is no longer considered attractive, just incredibly lazy. She’s resolved to get out of bed once in awhile. Beauty has considered joining a Curves or taking some courses at the local community college. If things go well she may even look for a job. In the immediate future, Beauty is concentrating on smaller tasks such as bathing, changing her clothes, and making it to the bathroom on time.



6 Responses to “Sleeping Beauty Plans To Get Up, Do Stuff”

  1. rgdole 03/20/2014 at 12:10 am #

    wow… in 1 paragraph Sleeping Beauty went from a fairy tale princess to someone who wets the bed… way to destroy an image there…

  2. herdthinner 03/20/2014 at 1:02 am #

    This is pretty much me, minus the “beauty” part,

  3. Adam Hoffman 03/20/2014 at 11:25 am #

    Well that’s good to hear. I was beginning to worry about her. I thought she might be dealing with depression, considering the whole “won’t get out of bed” thing.

  4. Outlier Babe 03/20/2014 at 11:47 am #

    This merits a Like for the title alone. My first laugh of the day. Thanks!

  5. Shelley 03/21/2014 at 9:00 pm #

    And I’m called a princess. Jeeshhhh!!

  6. MiscElaineOusMuSings 04/05/2014 at 12:03 pm #

    Maybe Sleeping Beauty is depressed, she has to have abandonment issues since her parents sent her away to live with three old ladies in the woods.

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