Lol, Kookaburra, Lol! Bird Tweets Self-Incriminating Photo

25 Mar

TOOWOOMBA, AUSTRALIA—Karrie the kookaburra was sentenced to twenty hours of community service after unwittingly confessing to what is widely considered the most achievable of crimes, stealing candy from a baby. Nicking a box of gumdrops from an unsuspecting child, the kookaburra then tweeted a selfie featuring the stolen confections. She intended to Direct Message an acquaintance to boast, but instead posted the image to her feed.

Authorities took notice, and tracked the would-be thief to a local area gumtree. There, they took her into custody.

The kookaburra spoke to reporters in her defense stating:

“I didn’t steal the packet of lollies, mate, the kid dropped them. He wasn’t going to eat them anyway…I was going to share!”

The kookaburra begins her sentence next Tuesday.

Special thanks to Carrie Wilson, our kookaburra expert!


4 Responses to “Lol, Kookaburra, Lol! Bird Tweets Self-Incriminating Photo”

  1. davepiperno 03/25/2014 at 11:19 am #

    Love the bird. Blame the monkey,

  2. insanitybytes22 03/25/2014 at 12:30 pm #

    Ha! That was adorable. Poor birdie.

  3. herdthinner 03/25/2014 at 4:30 pm #

    Who’s laughing now, kookaburra??

  4. MiscElaineOus Musings 04/04/2014 at 9:53 am #

    The kookaburra proclaimed his innocence a bit too loudly considering he was caught with the evidence! Very funny! I really enjoy your tales.

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