Young Astronomer Discovers Twinkling Little Star

8 Apr

CARY, NC–At about 8:02 p.m. last night, a young astronomer named Emma was astonished by the discovery of a new star, “twinkling like a diamond in the sky.” She is still determining what to call it. For those who would like to catch a glimpse of this newfound wonder, the young astronomer stated that it’s exact location is, “…up above the world so high.”

After this amazing discovery, the young astronomer was overwhelmed by a warm-fuzzy feeling. She then passed out, awaking six hours later ravenous for Cheerios.



5 Responses to “Young Astronomer Discovers Twinkling Little Star”

  1. insanitybytes22 04/08/2014 at 11:44 am #

    Aww, how awesome! Good thing she didn’t discover Pluto, her dreams would have been shattered by the never ending debate over planetary pecking order.

    • grimmreport 04/08/2014 at 5:09 pm #

      That planet always reminds me of that cartoon dog. You know the one…I think his name is Goofy.

  2. idiotprufs 04/08/2014 at 12:43 pm #

    I’ve seen that star.

  3. ZROBF 04/12/2014 at 10:10 am #

    Cheerios taste like the box they came in. At least that’s how I imagine a box would taste like.

  4. MiscElaineOusMuSings 04/14/2014 at 6:51 pm #

    She should call it “Lucy”.

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