Committee Seeks Stable Solutions To Keep London Bridges From Falling Down

10 Apr

LONDON, ENGLAND–The Committee Responsibly Updating Most Bridges Londoners Enjoy, or C.R.U.M.B.L.E., is piecing together options on how best to keep London bridges from falling down. Heading up C.R.U.M.B.L.E.’s efforts as Chairwoman is Terry Bridges, a lady whose judgement is known to be tough, but fair. “C.R.U.M.B.L.E. has gathered solutions from Britain’s top engineering firms,” said Bridges. “After we’ve reviewed them all, we will issue a report breaking down our recommendations.”

One solution that has surfaced is to fortify London bridges with wood and clay, a suggestion that Bridges has taken a firm stand against. “That will most certainly wash away!”

Suspense continues to build as Terry Bridges’s C.R.U.M.B.L.E seeks to find stable answers on how to keep London bridges from crumbling. In the meantime C.R.U.M.B.L.E has stood a man at each bridge to watch them at night, with a pipe to smoke to keep the men alert.

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One Response to “Committee Seeks Stable Solutions To Keep London Bridges From Falling Down”

  1. rgdole 04/11/2014 at 4:26 pm #

    I love how the solution in the rhyme was to give a man a pipe to smoke all night to guard the bridge which was suddenly made of gold and silver… so weird…

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