Nimble Jack Goes Electric, Fails To Ignite

29 Apr
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A common fixture to many happenings, known to party-goers as just Jack, will soon find his Saturdays a whole lot freer if he continues to deviate from an otherwise incendiary crowd-pleaser. Up until last weekend, Jack jumped candlesticks. However, with a move that wax purists are calling a switch to the dark-side, Jack is making a bigger leap…to LED lighting.

“I was burning the candle at both ends,” explains Jack. “I’m not talking about getting burnt out. I mean people made me jump candles lengthwise. Obscene, scented, Pier 1 type of stuff. You gotta be pretty nimble to vault that pole.”

While LED lighting serves as a safer stand-in for the hop-happy Jack, the glitterati have had a dim assessment of the energy efficient prop. Some are accusing Jack of “Green Washing” his act. Jack is quick dismiss criticism saying, “Dylan faced a similar backlash over his first plugged-in performance.”



3 Responses to “Nimble Jack Goes Electric, Fails To Ignite”

  1. Outlier Babe 05/08/2014 at 10:21 am #

    Short and very sweet. One of my favorite Grimms. Perfect picture, too : )

  2. MiscElaineOusMuSings 06/03/2014 at 11:08 pm #

    Jack is mighty nimble. Don’t the ppl bitching for tapers know they aren’t Eco friendly? You go Jack!!

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