Vorpal Pest Control Offers Frabjous Day Deal on Jabberwocky Removal

7 May
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PAID ADVERTISEMENT–Callooh! Callay! Vorpal Pest Control has a special offer for you this Frabjous Day! If you have seen evidence of a Jabberwocky or want help protecting your home against unwanted bandersnatch, Vorpal will come and inspect your home, with no additional gimble in the wabe.

On the first visit, we will conduct a thorough investigation for the Jubjub bird, and if necessary, bring in state-of-the-art equipment, such as moisture meters, telescoping cameras, and tulgey wood. You can expect your first inspection to take about 45 minutes to an hour. For regular visits inspections take 20 to 30 minutes.

One, two! One, two! and through and through, Vorpal will have your home snicker-snack. When you gather ’round the Tumtum tree this Frabjous Day ’twill be brillig beamish! All mimsy shall be the borogoves.

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9 Responses to “Vorpal Pest Control Offers Frabjous Day Deal on Jabberwocky Removal”

  1. deshipley 05/08/2014 at 12:43 pm #

    If they can deal with the slithy toves gyring in my basement, they’re hired.

    • grimmreport 05/08/2014 at 12:48 pm #

      They say they’d be galumphing to do so. Cheers!

  2. rgdole 05/08/2014 at 5:18 pm #

    have you ever heard of the Looking Glass series by John Ringo… every book in the series well after that first one is named from that poem… just made me love the series even more… they even have a spaceship in there called the Vorpal Blade… well had to share…

    • grimmreport 05/08/2014 at 5:21 pm #

      RG!!!! It’s been too long. I will look into this.

      • rgdole 05/08/2014 at 5:23 pm #

        I know… I’ve been slacking… but schools out and now I got nothing but time on my hands 😉

      • grimmreport 05/08/2014 at 5:26 pm #

        “Got nothing but time on my hands…” there’s a clock joke there somewhere.

  3. Adam Hoffman 05/09/2014 at 6:49 am #

    I’ll have to call them. My house is crawling with mome raths. I’m just glad it’s not another snark.

  4. Eugene 05/16/2014 at 6:43 am #

    Wouldn’t it be awesome if pest control services would come in to your house dressed up like old woodsmen and have fake beards while doing their thing.

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