Evil Stepmother Support Group

13 May


A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Empathy Correspondent,
Sarah Brentyn
rantsaboutparenting.blogspot.com |
@SarahBrentyn

BITTERROOT NATIONAL FOREST, MT–A new support group started up this week in downtown Darby. They call themselves “The Misunderstood Stepmoms”. The group is led by Snow White’s stepmother, Caroline, who has had enough of all the hostility. For years, she was despised and discounted, never being asked to join local book clubs or invited to a girls’ night out. Following this past Mother’s Day weekend, Caroline decided enough was enough. Needless to say, she did not receive flowers or a card on Sunday.

About Snow she said, “The girl pigged out on junk food. She was always walking around with her hand stuck in a bag of corn chips or jellybeans. I gave her some fresh fruit and, yes, that included an apple. She took one bite and pretended to choke on it, falling down and accusing me of trying to poison her. The girl didn’t want to eat healthy. End of story.”

“I heard similar accounts of stepmothers being unfairly bashed so I decided to create a safe space for them to talk and share their feelings.”

Cinderella’s stepmom claims she tried for years to get her teenage stepdaughter to “take a bath and change her damn clothes.” While Hansel and Gretel’s stepmom says she spent months warning her stepchildren not to wander into the woods before their disappearance. “They came home with some cock and bull story about a candy house and a kitchen witch. Everyone knows kitchen witches live in the city,” she said. In both cases, these women were blamed for the unfortunate state of their stepchildren.

“Sadly, these stories are not unique.” Caroline said. The three founding members were joined by fifteen others for their inaugural meeting. While there is no official motto for the group yet, Caroline says, “We want women to know that they are not alone.”

When asked about the group dynamics, Caroline admits there is some tension. “We have a mix. There are a few members with anger management issues, while others are simply disheartened. But,” she insists, “for a first meeting, things went extremely well. We are a supportive bunch and provide a much-needed sense of community.”

The group will meet once a week, on Wednesdays, and any mistreated stepmother is welcome. Contact Caroline for more information.

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2 Responses to “Evil Stepmother Support Group”

  1. MiscElaineOusMuSings 06/07/2014 at 6:02 pm #

    Very funny! I don’t think the group will stay together very long as The ex-Queen and Cinderella’s stepmother will be plotting against each other from the start. My money’s on Caroline, she knows how to make people disappear.

    • Sarah Brentyn 06/24/2014 at 3:05 pm #

      Ha! Betting on the stepmoms, eh?

      I recall someone mentioning baked goods only (in original packaging from the store) for snacks during the meetings.

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