Tiddalick the Frog Uninvited to Backyard BBQ

29 May
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TOOWOOMBA, AUSTRALIA–Tiddalick the Frog has been uninvited to Wobbly Wombat’s backyard barbeque following the frog’s behavior at Eddy Eel’s get together last weekend. The chief complaint against Tiddalick, he drank up all the beer. But that was not all. Others in attendance also accused the frog of antisocial behavior, refusing to engage in even the slightest bit of conversation.

“Everyone was laughing, having a good time,” said Carrie Kangaroo. “Except for Tiddalick. He wasn’t saying anything to anyone, just stood there hovering around the keg. It was intimidating, and kind of creepy. Everyone else just kept their distance.”

Indeed, guests say that not a peep was heard from the frog until the hosing eel had realized Tiddalick was hording the refreshments. After the eel had become contorted in disgust, the heavily inebriated frog laughed so hard that beer shot out his nostrils.  He then proceeded to vomit into a nearby kiddie pool. Children were frightened, however no one was injured.

Wobbly Wombat’s backyard barbeque will take place June 15th.



5 Responses to “Tiddalick the Frog Uninvited to Backyard BBQ”

  1. rgdole 05/29/2014 at 6:34 am #

    okay that whole beer out the nostril thing just gave me the willy’s…

    • grimmreport 05/29/2014 at 6:36 am #

      Wobbly Wombat didn’t care for it either.

  2. deshipley 05/30/2014 at 12:56 am #

    And I thought /I/ was awkward at parties.

    • grimmreport 05/30/2014 at 3:24 pm #

      I don’t buy it.

      • deshipley 05/30/2014 at 11:23 pm #

        Well, I /feel/ awkward, anyway. Mercy only knows what it looks like from the outside.

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