Tag Archives: Fairy Godmother

I, Humpty is Now Available in Four Formats

21 Oct

I, Humpty by Eric Wilder

I, Humpty is now available for purchase in four different formats. You can get buy the paperback on amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com. There is a hardcover book also available. The ebook is available on amazon.com. I, Humpty is also available as an audiobook on iTunes and audible.com. You are invited to take a look, or listen… or both. Cheers!


Riding Hood’s Grandmother Reveals Identity as Bestselling Author

24 Jun
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Above: Portrait of the author and her granddaughter

A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Culinary Correspondent,
Sarah Brentyn
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RABBIT HASH, KY–Years after the alleged attack on Red Riding Hood’s grandmother, Hazel, the now legendary grandma reveals her identity as the bestselling author, Kale E. Pepper.

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Grimm Report Podcast For June 23rd, 2014

23 Jun


Jocelyn Koehler catches up with Solomon Grundy. Boat rower, Thad Hull, realizes he’s dreamed his life away. Allison Christie reports.

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Grimm Report Podcast For June 9th, 2014

9 Jun


Allison Christie hosts! Greek Gods: Where Are They Now? By Marissa Bergen. I, Humpty update.

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Grimm Report Podcast For April 21st, 2014

21 Apr


Allison Christie Hosts! Jocelyn Koehler Reports a new lead in the search for the Bitcoin inventor. Larry Shampoe gives details on Rapunzel’s new hairdo.

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Easter Bunny’s Australian Leg To Be Filled By Bilby

17 Apr
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Report By Grimm Report Chief Outback Correspondent, Carrie Wilson
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The Easter Bunny will not travel to Australia this year after contract negotiations broke down early this week. In a somewhat controversial move, a replacement has been found in the native Australian marsupial, Bilby. Continue reading

Rapunzel Gets Hair Cut

17 Apr

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A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Follicle Correspondent,
Larry Shampoe
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“I thought it was time for a change,” Rapunzel, the maiden famous for her golden voice and golden locks of hair, told the Grimm Report. “There’s not a lot to do just sitting in this tower all day. Besides, do you have any idea how much hair conditioner I go through in a month? I’ll give you a hint: it’s like crap through Mother Goose.”

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Today’s Cartoon: Cinderella’s Fitted For Glass

16 Apr


Hello there. Today we’re featuring this comic done as a collaboration between the talented Virginia Poltrack and yours truly. Virginia and I are peers among the Google Glass Explorer community. You can see more of her wonderful creativity at www.virginiapoltrack.com. My personal musings on the topic are posted on www.medium.com/@glassparilla. Both of us are also moonlighting as writers for glassalmanac.com. Check it out!


Little Man Offers New Lead in Search for Bitcoin Inventor

15 Apr
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A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Financial Scheme Correspondent,
Jocelyn Koehler
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A strange, bearded little man was discovered chortling to himself as he read a recent news article which alleges that Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto is the mysterious inventor of Bitcoin. “Yeah, right,” the little man said. “As if he has the skill set to spin gold from virtual straw!”

When this reporter suggested the possibility that leprechauns (long known to produce unstable currency that tends to vanish soon after the recipient stores it) were behind Bitcoin, the man got angry.

“Leprechauns? Are you kidding me? Those frauds!” he cried, stomping his feet into the ground. “I’m the brains behind the straw-into-gold business. Basic alchemy! But in the early days, I could only work with one client at a time, so the returns weren’t stellar. Not to mention, firstborn children are less useful as currency nowadays…so many questions about where you got them, you know. I had to find a new way to make money. But then the Internet came along, and I thought, this is the future.”

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Sleeping Beauty Plans To Get Up, Do Stuff

20 Mar

HOBOKEN, NJ–After years of inactivity, Sleeping Beauty is no longer considered attractive, just incredibly lazy. She’s resolved to get out of bed once in awhile. Continue reading