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Grimm Report Podcast for December 12th, 2014

12 Dec

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A Present for the Ghost of Christmas Present. Gaming Commission Vacates Tortoise vs. Hare Results. Allison Christy hosts. Continue reading

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Thrill Seekers Grab Gryphon by the Toe, Unsure What to Do Next

16 Nov
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A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Furry Creatures Correspondent,
Jess E. Owen
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REYKJAVIK, ICELAND–The notorious YouTube sensation and thrill-seeking Eenie Meenie Miney group have struck again, but this time, the thrill struck back. “Everyone’s done tigers,” says cult star Mo, leader of the gang. “We wanted to up the ante.”

And how. Iceland is one of the few countries left to host a small but mighty population of the felis-avian species–known in pop culture as gryphons.

Led by a local Inuit guide, the group snuck up on a slumbering specimen, roughly the size of an African lion, and seized him by one hind toe. The feathery feline woke promptly, snatched Mo’s hat from his head and tore it into three pieces–the guide said–as a warning. Continue reading

Grimm Report Podcast for August 4th, 2014

4 Aug

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Excerpts from the book I, Humpty. There is less then one week left to the Kickstarter campaign. Allison Christie reports!

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Grimm Report Podcast for July 22nd, 2014

22 Jul

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What’s afoot with the Five Little Piggies? Have you seen this old man? The Grimm Report Podcast with Allison Christie!

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Grimm Report Podcast for July 7th, 2014

7 Jul

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Jocelyn Koehler updates on an annual legendary archery contest that has seen a resurgence in popularity. Allison Christie hosts.

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Annual Archery Contest Attracting Big Names

3 Jul

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A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Bullseye Correspondent,
Jocelyn Koehler
http://teamblood.org | @jocelynk414

This year’s annual legendary archery contest has seen a resurgence in popularity, perhaps in part due to the attention the sport has been getting in film and television, as well as the recent changes to the contest rules. Since the contest’s organizers dropped several requirements, the pool of potential competitors has grown.

Here are the top contenders according to the International/Interplanar Archery Association rankings:

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Boat Rower Realizes He’s Dreamed His Life Away

12 Jun
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MIMS, FL–Rower and frequent daydreamer, Thad Hull, spent the entirety of his adult life rowing day-in and day-out down the gentle stream of the St. Johns River. And for 20 plus years that brought him a great deal of merriment. But today, on the morning of his 40th birthday, Mr. Hull awoke to the startling realization that if he did not change is way soon he may find himself up the proverbial creek without a paddle. He now longs for something other than the catatonic bliss induced by mindless repetitive motion, if he could only figure out what that is.

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Slow Week for Solomon Grundy

10 Jun
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A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Chronology Correspondent,
Jocelyn Koehler
http://teamblood.org | @jocelynk414

SCRANTON, PA–Local businessman Solomon Grundy expressed surprise when he discovered that his calendar was unexpectedly clear for the following week.

“Look at that,” he said, holding up his smartphone to show the calendar app. “Completely blank. This never happens!”

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Grimm Report Podcast for June 2nd, 2014

2 Jun

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Tiddalick the Frog Uninvited to Backyard BBQ. Also, we are publishing a book. Allison Christie hosts. Special assistance by Carrie Wilson.

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Tiddalick the Frog Uninvited to Backyard BBQ

29 May
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TOOWOOMBA, AUSTRALIA–Tiddalick the Frog has been uninvited to Wobbly Wombat’s backyard barbeque following the frog’s behavior at Eddy Eel’s get together last weekend. The chief complaint against Tiddalick, he drank up all the beer. But that was not all. Others in attendance also accused the frog of antisocial behavior, refusing to engage in even the slightest bit of conversation. Continue reading